From the home office in Wahoo, Nebraska...
THE "LATE SHOW" TOP TEN
"Surprises in Al Gore's Global Warming Movie"
10. The role of Al Gore is played by Bruce Willis.
9. During summer months, Al and Tipper host nude barbecues.
8. Hilarious outtake of Al Gore saying, "Wobal Glarming."
7. It's a musical.
6. Refers to Arizona as being "hotter than Tipper's ass."
5. Claims global warming melted Kenny Rogers' face.
4. Blames the crisis on a creepy albino.
3. The scientist who supports all of his claims is Al Gore in a mustache.
2. Best solution is to contribute heavily to Al-Gore-in-2008.com.
1. It feels longer than the Florida recount.